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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 17:53
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Scientists Crack 30-Year Mystery Behind “Holy Grail” Cancer Drug - SciTechDaily
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Just Forget it!
OpenAI signs surprise deal with Google Cloud despite fierce AI rivalry - Ars Technica
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How PTSD Disrupts Brain Cell Communication - Neuroscience News
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Genetic variant tied to doubled dementia risk for older men - The Washington Post
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Columbus hoarding case sees 27 dogs rescued and recovering - WSYX
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Loons and Moons